Love in the Time of Cringe:A Hilarious Dive into the Future Husbands of Mass Communication

Ah, the sweet scent of freshers’ week! Nothing screams “new beginnings” like a gaggle of first-semester Mass Communication girls brainstorming their dream husbands. I recently had the pleasure of interviewing seven lovely ladies—each a delightful mix of personality quirks that could put a reality show to shame. Buckle up, folks, because this ride is going to be as entertaining as it is enlightening.

 :The Cringe-Worthy Playlist

Before we dive into the deep end of future husband fantasies, let’s talk about the music choices that had these future media moguls cringing. Picture this: a room full of bright-eyed students, confessing their guilty pleasures. Spoiler alert: they all admitted to jamming out to songs that would make even the most forgiving ear cringe uncontrollably. 

Think about it! Who knew that behind the serious façade of a mass comm student lurked a love for those catchy tunes that make you question your life choices? Next time you hear “Baby Shark” blaring in the library, just remember: it’s not just kids who are guilty of these earworms!

:The Future Husbands: A Comedy of Errors

Now, let’s get to the juicy stuff—the future husband wish lists. Each girl had their own unique criteria for Mr. Right, and the results are nothing short of hilarious.

: Zainab: The Age-Defying Cricketer

Zainab wants a man who’s 10 to 20 years older than her (because who needs someone relatable, right?). He must be skinny yet muscular (yes, she expects him to be a walking contradiction), with a beard that’s just right—no more, no less. His hobbies? Reading and cricket. Because, obviously, if he can’t bowl a yorker, what’s the point?

:Mariyam: The Gentle Giant

Mariyam’s ideal man has to be taller than her (to maintain her princess vibes), but not stronger—she’s not about to let some testosterone-filled giant make her feel weak. Add a sprinkle of caring, a dash of softness, and a pinch of mafia-like power (but only if he’s soft for her). This girl wants a man who can be both her protector and her teddy bear!

: Mehek: The Pampered Princess

Mehek dreams of a tall, not-fat, filthy rich guy who will massage her feet (because who doesn’t want a personal foot masseuse?). His mother must be a saint (or at least not cunning), and no mafia types allowed! She wants a Salaar Sikandar type—minus the mafia baggage, of course. Apparently, her ideal relationship is less “Bonnie and Clyde” and more “Beauty and the Beast”!

:Kiran: The Mannered Man

Kiran seeks the ultimate gentleman—someone who’s not a mama’s boy, smokes, or plays PUBG (what’s wrong with a little gaming?). He should be manly yet prayerful, and don’t even think about failing to take her on outings. If he can’t handle a day in the sun, he’s out!

:Mahjabeen & Mahnoor: The Mysterious Twins

Mahjabeen and Mahnoor, the quiet twins, only ask for two things in their future husbands: height and niceness. They clearly keep it simple and sweet, all while embodying the phrase “less is more.” 

: Jannat: The Sweetheart

Last but not least, we have Jannat, who dreams of a man with a lovely personality and normal height. She’s all about that princess treatment, which, let’s be honest, is a requirement for any fairy-tale romance. 

:Conclusion: A Comedy of Personalities

So there you have it! A delightful mix of dreams, quirks, and a fair share of cringe-worthy confessions that define the future husbands of this group of Mass Communication girls. Each girl’s wish list is a testament to their unique personalities, and as they navigate through college life, we can only imagine the wild adventures and the even wilder choices that await them.

Who knows? Maybe one day they’ll find their perfect match—one that fits all these quirky criteria. Until then, let’s keep the cringe-worthy songs on repeat and enjoy the ride! After all, love is just a playlist away!